I’m sure everyone has already heard of this, but this is news to me. The CDC has posted in a blog, tips and techniques on how to survive a zombie apocalypse. Of course, if you are a zombie aficionado, you have probably figured out your own technique through watching movies such as “Night of the Living Dead”, “Diary of the Dead”, “Zombieland”, “Zombie Strippers”, and, a personal favorite, “Shaun of the Dead”. I know I have my own methodology of how to survive.
1. Get plenty of weapons. This can range from fire arms to a baseball bat. (It was very comforting to sleep next to my Louisville slugger at my daddy’s house. He happens to have a cemetery for neighbors).
2. Get a large group of people together. This actually functions a multiple purpose: A. Multiple people means a large surplus of zombie feed. If you want to get away quickly, shove the fat guy next to you towards the crowd of moaning undead. B. The population will drastically lower because of the dead eating. More people to procreate with means less physical and mental disabilities for the future populace. C. If food source starts to dwindle, do what the zombies are doing. Eat your best friend.
3. Is basically the same shit everyone else says in their own blogs, movies, etc.
4. Record everything that is happening. This is important because it gives future generations a way to understand the living dead and find a possible solution for the influx of walking corpses. It will help answer questions that have been running through everyones mind.
Where do they come from?
Why is the dead “alive”?
If they are dead, shouldn’t they be decaying and therefore eventually become less of a threat?
Wouldn’t there be skeletons walking around too?
Why is no one bloated?
Why doesn’t anyone complain about the smell?
How do you not know that is a zombie near? (note: they should smell and there should be a loud moaning going on too)
How are you unable to outrun a zombie?
And finally… do zombies defecate?
Casia's Corner 
1. go with single shot firearms, and shotguns for crowd control, but stay away from the full auto. For as the zombie survival guide tells us, there is too much temptation to “rock & roll” And waste far too much ammo. As for melee, best bet is simple ax and machete.
2. Large groups are both good and bad, because there’s always one jackass when the group gets large enough who wants to fight you for command, only to start going brick stupid a moment later.
3. Yeah, pretty much, but remember Cardio, limber up, and insurance shots.
4. Yes, questions are always good, and can help future zombie hunters, or just researchers into the apocalypse.
Zombies likely do defecate, well at least until all the internal organs atrophy and fall off along the way